How old does this make you feel? The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1980. They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan era, and do not know he had ever been shot. They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged. Black Monday 1987 is as [...]
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Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble…
10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6am. 9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets. 8. Shows up at barn raisings in full “Kiss” makeup. 7. When you criticize him, he yells, “Thou suck!” 6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by “Jeb Daddy.” 5. Defiantly says, “If I [...]
Life After Death
“Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees. “Yes, sir,” the clerk replied. “That’s good,” the boss said. “After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she stopped in to see you.” Date: Thu, 2 Jul 1998 13:42:35 -0500
Farmer and His Wife
A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the old open cockpit airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. “$10 for 3 minutes,” replied the pilot. “That’s too much,” said the farmer. The pilot thought for a second and then said, “I’ll make you a [...]
Visiting Washington DC
A blonde is visiting Washington, DC. This is her first time to the city, so she wants to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she can’t find it, so she asks a police officer for directions. “Excuse me, officer,” the blonde says, “how do I get to the Capitol building?” The officer says, “Wait here at [...]
The Other Side
So there’s this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoo Hoo!” she shouts. “How can I get to the other side?” The second blonde looks up the river then down and shouts back, “You are on the other side.” Date: Thu, 2 Jul [...]
Prison Break
Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage. About [...]
Blonds at a Lumber Yard
A couple of blond men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blond men walked in the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.” The clerk said, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?” The man said, “I’ll go check,” and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, [...]
Ice Fishing
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing; so, after reading many books on the subject and gathering all of the necessary equipment, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy foot stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, as if from the sky, a voice boomed out, [...]
Hurting all over
A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help me, I hurt all over.” “What do you mean?” said the doctor. The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.” Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, “Ouch! That hurts, too.” Then she touched her [...]
