One day, an American was touring Spain. After his day’s sightseeing, he stopped at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, “What is that you just served?” The …
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. “Well, it was like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of …
Is it better to be a jock or a nerd? To all the hard working Americans…. The answer to the eternal question “Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?” Michael Jordan was making over $300,000 a game. That $10,000 a minute, at an average 30 minutes per game. With $40 million in …
Jose lived in San Juan, and all he ever wanted was to see a baseball game in Yankee Stadium. Jose loved baseball, he loved the Yankees. He worked and saved and at long last bought a ticket, took a plane, but when he got to Yankee Stadium, it was all sold out. Not a seat …
Three guys, a father, son, and grandfather go out to play a round of golf. As they are on the way out to the first tee, they are joking and cussing, very much the men’s day out. Just before the son is ready to tee off, this fine looking woman walks up to the first …
National Science Foundation announces study results on corporate America: 1. Sport of choice for maintenance level employees – bowling 2. Sport of choice for front line workers – softball 3. Sport of choice for supervisors – baseball 4. Sport of choice for mid management – racquetball 5. Sport of choice for corporate officers – golf …
Tim & Andy’s NBA Plea for Help With the Christmas season approaching, please look into your heart to help those in need. Hundreds of National Basketball Association basketball players in our very own country are living at or just below the seven-figure salary level. And, as if that weren’t bad enough, they will be deprived …
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell …
The Pope met with the Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, leader of the Jewish nation. “Your holiness,” said one of the Cardinals, “Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior by challenging you to a golf match.” The Pope was greatly disturbed, as he had never held a golf …
BEER TROUBLESHOOTING FLOW CHART SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over …
