Microsoft Responds to Government Pressure

In direct response to accusations made by the Department of Justice, the Microsoft Corp. announced today that it will be acquiring the federal government of the United States of America for an undisclosed sum. “It’s actually a logical extension of our planned growth”, said Microsoft chairman Bill Gates, “It really is going to be a …

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A more modern version of the binding of Isaac

And it came to pass after these things that G-d did test Avraham. And He said to him “Avraham!” And Avraham replied “Hineni – here I am.” And He said, “Take your computer, your old computer, your 286, and install upon it an operating system, a new operating system, Windows 95, which I will show …

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