“The secret of getting ahead is getting started.” – Sally Berger

“Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped.” – Calvin Coolidge

“When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.” – Hermann Hesse

“Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.” – James Thorpe

“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” – E. Joseph Cossman

“Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” – Kyle Chandler

“Many a man thinks he is buying pleasure when he is really selling himself to it.” – Benjamin Franklin

“Well, it’s not the men in your life that counts, it’s the life in your men.” – Mae West

“It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull.” – H. L. Mencken

“A signature always reveals a man’s character, and sometimes even his name.” – Evan Esar