Priests

The elder priest invited the younger priest to dinner. The younger priest was startled at how attractive the elder priest’s housekeeper proved to be. When she left for the evening, the elder priest observed: “I could not help but notice the attention you gave to my housekeeper. No doubt you have questions in your mind. …

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Genie

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, “Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball- don’t knock out any windows. It’ll cost us a fortune to fix.” The wife teed up and shanked it right through …

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Dumb Frog Joke

A mangy looking guy named Harvey goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “No way. I don’t think you can pay for it.” Harvey says, “You’re right. I don’t have any money, but if I show you something you haven’t seen before, will you give me a drink?” The bartender says, …

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Lawyer Jokes

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off of you when you die. — Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service. — What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a …

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Religious Dog

A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he doted on. The dog finally died and Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying “Father, the dog is dead. Could you possibly be saying a mass for the poor creature?” Father Patrick told the farmer “No, we can’t have …

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