When she says: “What would you like for Christmas?” Here’s what to suggest!! This is enclosed in case you want to drop it somewhere for someone to read. Christmas is just around the corner so it’s time for me to share some gift ideas for those special men in your life! Buying gifts for men …
by Elliot Abrams, excerpted from the book, “Weather Prognosticators and the Media: Fallacies, Facts, and Fun in Forecasting”, by Norm Macdonald Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190 F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for …
Today is an odd day, meaning that all of the digits are odd, 11-19-1999. The next odd day after today will be 1-1-3111 (over a thousand years away). The next even day will be 2-2-2000 (the first one since 8-28-0888). This will be your last odd day on earth. Just thought you should know.
THE FOLLOWING TRAINING COURSES ARE NOW AVAILABLE FOR WOMEN 1. Silence, The Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before. 2. The Undiscovered Side Of Banking: Making Deposits 3. Combatting The Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Don’t Need New Shoes Every Day 4. Parties: Going Without New Outfits 5. Bathroom Etiquette 1: Men Need Space In …
Graduate School Barbie comes in two forms: Delusional Master’s Barbie ™ and Ph.D. Masochist Barbie ™. Every Graduate School Barbie comes with these fun filled features guaranteed to delight and entertain for hours: Grad School Barbie comes out of the box with a big grin on her face that turns into a frown after 2 …
My friend likes to read his two young sons fairy tales at night. Having a deep-rooted sense of humor, he often ad-libs parts of the stories for fun. One day his youngest son was sitting in his first grade class as the teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs. She came to …
Please take time out of your busy lives to check your toilet paper stockpile. Make sure it is Y2K compliant. Word has it, if it isn’t, come January 1, 2000, it will roll back to 1900, then turn into a Sears Roebuck Catalog(s).
Four Alumni were climbing a mountain one day. Each was from a different college and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their almamater. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the …
Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on lawyer number one jams something in lawyer number …
A man was waiting for his wife to give birth when the doctor came in and informed the new dad that his son was born without a torso, arms, or legs. The son had only a head! But the dad loved his son anyway, and raised him as well as he could, with love and …
