Have you ever wondered if you might be an engineer??

Have you ever wondered if you might be an engineer?? If you refer to your spouse as “woman@home.wife” you may be an engineer. (But only if you’re a MALE engineer) If your favorite TV show is “Mr. Wizard” instead of “Baywatch,” you may be an engineer. If when your family is expecting, you are more …

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Comp. Support

Computer Problem Report Form 1. Describe your problem: ________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________________ 2. Now, describe the problem accurately: ________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________________ 3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: ________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________________ 4. Problem Severity: A. Minor__ B. Minor__ C. Minor__ D. Trivial__ 5. Nature of the problem: A. Locked Up__ B. Frozen__ C. Hung__ D. Strange Smell__ …

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Marv Albert Holiday Jingle

“Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear” (sung to the tune of “Walking in a Winter Wonderland”) Lacy things – the girlfriend’s missin’, Didn’t ask – her permission, I’m wearin’ her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear. In the store – there’s a teddy, Little straps – like spaghetti, It holds me so tight, …

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Brains

A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said, “well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that you have an inoperable brain tumor. The good news is our hospital has just been certified to do brain transplants and there has been an accident right out …

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Lonely Adam

One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out, “Lord, I have a problem.” “What’s the problem, Adam?”, The Lord replies. “Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I’m just not happy.” …

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