Ghandi

Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He also was quite a spiritual person. Even when he was not on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. Furthermore, due to his diet, he wound up with very bad breath. …

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Chess

A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because,” he said, “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in …

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Ad Campaign

Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and outside of buses) that included 17 different messages from God. This non-denominational campaign started in September sponsored by an anonymous client. “Let’s Meet At My House Sunday Before the Game ” – God “C’mon Over And Bring The Kids ” – …

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B.C.

My friend is a rather old-fashioned lady always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language. She and her husband were planning a week’s vacation in Arizona, so she wrote to a travel trailer court and asked for a reservation. She wanted to make sure the campground was fully equipped, but didn’t quite know how …

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You Might Be An Engineer If… (new material included)

You might be an engineer if… (new material included) The only jokes you receive are through email At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string of Christmas lights. Buying flowers for your girlfriend or spending the money to upgrade your RAM is a …

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Joke :)

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that …

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