As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renown scientific journal SPY magazine (January,1990), I am pleased to present the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified. And, while most …
May I talk with… The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a childs whispered, “Hello?”. Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster …
Case Report: Unique Case of Aerial Sleigh-Borne Present-Deliverer’s Syndrome Source: North Pole Journal of Medicine, vol 1 no.1, December 1997 Author: Dr. Iman Elf, M.D. On January 2, 1997, Mr. C, an obese, white caucasian male, who appeared approximately 65 years old, but who could not accurately state his age, presented to my family practice …
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I have written several letters to companies asking to be removed from their mailing lists. I also ask them to let me know how they received my name and address. So far I have only received one response. That was from a local non-profit agency. But of course, they said that they did not know …
Ingredients 1 cup water 8oz. mixed nuts 1 cup brown sugar 1 cup butter 1 tsp. salt 2 cups dried fruit 4 large eggs juice of 1 lemon 1 tsp baking powder Method Sample the bourbon to check quality. Take a large bowl. Re-sample the bourbon to ensure it is of the highest quality. Pour …
CHILDREN’S LETTERS TO GOD Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? -Jane Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick? -Lucy Dear GOD, Is it true my father won’t get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the …
For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at the local health club. Though still in great shape from when I was on the varsity chess team in high school, I decided it was a good idea to go ahead and try it. I called and made reservations with someone …
The Night Before Christmas (New version) ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa’s mouse. The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last-minute Internet shopping. The stockings were hung by the modem with care In hope that St. Nicholas would bring new …
Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right. Mrs Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had while making the toys. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk. To make matters worse, they had taken …
True Story: One Families Traditional Christmas Gift This beats the stories of the same fruitcake(s) being given back and forth for years… Roy Collette and his brother-in-law have been exchanging the same pair of pants as a Christmas present for 11 years – and each time the package gets harder to open. This year the …
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