Aerial Sleigh-Borne Present-Deliverer’s Syndrome

Case Report: Unique Case of Aerial Sleigh-Borne Present-Deliverer’s Syndrome Source: North Pole Journal of Medicine, vol 1 no.1, December 1997 Author: Dr. Iman Elf, M.D. On January 2, 1997, Mr. C, an obese, white caucasian male, who appeared approximately 65 years old, but who could not accurately state his age, presented to my family practice …

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Xmas — No Jack Frost on these Windows

The Night Before Christmas (New version) ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa’s mouse. The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last-minute Internet shopping. The stockings were hung by the modem with care In hope that St. Nicholas would bring new …

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True Story: One Families Traditional Christmas Gift

True Story: One Families Traditional Christmas Gift This beats the stories of the same fruitcake(s) being given back and forth for years… Roy Collette and his brother-in-law have been exchanging the same pair of pants as a Christmas present for 11 years – and each time the package gets harder to open. This year the …

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Inappropriate Christmas Gifts

Washington Post — Style Invitational Challenge for the week was to come up with a terribly inappropriate Christmas gift idea. 4th runner up: Li’l Naturalist Hornet Farm 3rd runner up: A Pee Wee Herman pull toy 2nd runner up: The Duncan Yo — Goes down, never comes back. Teaches children about warranties 1st runner up: …

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Martha Stewart’s Holiday Calendar

Dec. 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray-paint gold, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas cards. Dec. 2 Have Morman Tabernacle Choir record outgoing Christmas message for answering machine. Dec. 3 Using candlewick and hand-gilded pine cones, fashion cat-o’-nine-tails. Flog gardener. Dec. 4 Address sympathy cards for all friends with …

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