You Might be a Redneck Jedi If….. You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with ya’ll.” Your Jedi robe is camouflage. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored. You can easily describe the taste of an …
Position Available Immediately: Apprentice Sith Lord, Dark Side Consulting Group. An unexpected position has opened up in the Dark Side Consulting Group for an Apprentice Sith Lord. The ideal candidate for this position would like galactic travel and possess a complete understanding of, and competence with the Force, or demonstrate a willingness to learn. Duties …
Obviously, don’t read if you haven’t seen the movie. STAR WARS: THE PHANTOM MENACE: THE ABRIDGED SCRIPT By Rod Hilton FADE IN: INT. SPACESHIP LIAM NEESON It is vitally important we enter trade negotiations with the federation. EWAN MCGREGOR I agree. This one planet and how it trades with other planets is certainly an important …
21 Reasons Why Star Wars Is Better Than Titanic The Titanic is big, but it doesn’t have hyperdrive. Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic out of the water. Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedi material; Rose is just marriage bait. Ewoks throw better parties than either first class …
Q: If the Force with Yoda is so strong, construct a sentence with in the proper order the words then why can’t he? A: Know I not the answer. Perhaps the swamp air breathing too long he has, hmmmm!
Top 25 Lines in Star Wars that Can Be Improved by Substituting the word “Pants” A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master. You are unwise to lower your pants. We’ve got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or …
How to determine YOUR Star Wars name: Your New First Name: 1. Take the first 3 letters of your 1st name. 2. Add the first 2 letters of your last name. Your New Last Name: 3. Take the first 2 letters of your Mom’s maiden name. 4. Add the first 3 letters of the city …
Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little father and son chats. Lightsabers drawn and sparks flying. Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face, “I know what you’re getting for Christmas, Luke,” he said, “Ohhh, yes! I know!” Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platform …
