Pull Over

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the
person behind the wheel was knitting! The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, “PULL OVER!”

“NO!” the driver yelled back, “SCARF!”

Date: Mon, 18 Oct 1999 15:58:06 -0500