You Know You’re A Redneck If

You Know You’re A Redneck If: You think “loading the dishwasher” means getting your wife drunk. The Salvation Army declines your mattress. You were shooting pool when any of your children were born. Your school fight song was “Dueling Banjos.” Your wife has ever said, “Come move this transmission so I can take a bath.” …

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