Horse Ride

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, …

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Top 20 Reasons Dogs Don’t Use Computers

20) Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. 19) Fetch command not available on all platforms. 18) Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side. 17) Too difficult to “mark” every website they visit. 16) Can’t help attacking the screen when they hear “You’ve Got Mail.” 15) Fire hydrant icon …

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Ugly King

The bad and ugly king had a beautiful girl as a captive. Though her beauty shone like a thousand moons (and her moon wasn’t so bad either), the dress she was forced to wear was very unbecoming. She waited day and night, looking out with hope out the dungeon window, searching for the knight who …

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