Chris and I had the “pleasure” of being subjected to nonstop conversation directly behind us during our flight to Germany last week. A man and a woman, about our age. And, boy, were they both interesting. Hard to decide which was moreso: him (talked about his ex-girlfriend’s pregnant sister, whose declaration of her homosexuality supposedly …
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When she says: “What would you like for Christmas?” Here’s what to suggest!! This is enclosed in case you want to drop it somewhere for someone to read. Christmas is just around the corner so it’s time for me to share some gift ideas for those special men in your life! Buying gifts for men …
THE FOLLOWING TRAINING COURSES ARE NOW AVAILABLE FOR WOMEN 1. Silence, The Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before. 2. The Undiscovered Side Of Banking: Making Deposits 3. Combatting The Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Don’t Need New Shoes Every Day 4. Parties: Going Without New Outfits 5. Bathroom Etiquette 1: Men Need Space In …
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. He has been checking her out all night, but lacks the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of her socket towards the man. He reflexively grabs …
Two new additions to the periodic table of elements: Element Name: WOMAN Symbol: WO Atomic Weight: (don’t even go there) Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled. Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, …
A kid gets a job in a small department store. On his first day, the manager shows the kid around, and explains that the company policy was to sell a product, with a product. The kid looked confused so the manager said he would show him what he meant. Now, it just so happened that …
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole new line of drugs oriented toward improving the performance of men in today’s society. DIRECTRA: A dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask for directions when they got lost, compared …
Husband and wife were sitting at the breakfast table. Husband gets up and goes to the cupboard. He brings back a bottle of tylenol and a glass of water. He places it in front of his wife. Wife says “what’s that for? I don`t have a headache.” Husband says “GOTCHA!”
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT She is not a BABE or a CHICK – She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not a BAD COOK – She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. She is not HALF NAKED – She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED. …
A guy met a girl at a nightclub, and she invited him back to her place for the night. When they arrived at her house, they went right into her bedroom. The guy saw that the room was filled with stuffed animals. There were hundreds of them all over the place. Giant stuffed animals were …
