Wishful Thinking About Why It’s Great To Be a Guy

Phone conversations last 30 seconds You know useful stuff about cars, tanks and airplanes A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase Bathroom lines are 80% shorter You can open all your own jars Old friends don’t give you crap if you’ve lost or gained weight When clicking thru the channels you don’t have to …

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The Pool

One day a rich guy was having a party at his house. He was loaded, he had everything; money, a big house in Beverly Hills, girls, cars, planes; anything he wanted. The guy was also a little eccentric, and he had filled his pool with crocodiles. So there he was, he and his friends all …

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