The Best Choice

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients for them to operate on: The first surgeon says: “Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.” The second responds: “Try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.” The third surgeon says: “No, librarians are the best. …

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Application for Permission to Date my Daughter

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, driving record, lineage, and current certified medical report (including drug tests) from your doctor. 1. NAME __________ DATE OF BIRTH __________ 2. HEIGHT __________ WEIGHT __________ I.Q __________ G.P.A. __________ 3. SOCIAL SECURITY ______-____-________ DRIVERS LICENSE # __________ …

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