This is in response to the note circulating that Santa can’t possibly exist. Of course he does. Oh, excuse me, I have to go to my door – the Easter Bunny is ringing my doorbell! Rebuttal: Several key points are overlooked by this callous, amateurish “study.” Flying reindeer: As is widely known due to the …
Twas the night before the “big day”, when all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse: The pendants were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Beamer soon would be there: The fans were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of the Sugar Bowl danced …
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, it was announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Chanukah will merge. An industry source said that the deal had been in the works for about 1,300 years, ever since the rise of the Muslim Empire. While details were not available at press time, …
When she says: “What would you like for Christmas?” Here’s what to suggest!! This is enclosed in case you want to drop it somewhere for someone to read. Christmas is just around the corner so it’s time for me to share some gift ideas for those special men in your life! Buying gifts for men …
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because,” he said, “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in …
Dear ya’ll: I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve your area on Christmas Eve. Due to recent changes in my union contract renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209, I now serve only certain areas of northern Wisconsin and west Michigan. I also get …
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring except Papa’s mouse. The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last-minute Internet shopping. The stockings were hung by the modem with care In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would bring new software. The children were nestled …
(sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”) Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’, From my mouth, drool is glist’nin’ Happily addicted to the Web. All night long, I sit Clicking, Unaware time is ticking. There’s beard on my cheek, Same clothes for a week! Happily addicted to the web. Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, …
In a small Southern town there was a Nativity Scene that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me: The three wise men were wearing firemen’s helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a “Quik Stop” on the edge of town, …
Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and the FAA examiner arrived last week for the pre-Christmas flight check. In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. He knew …
