You may be a High Tech Redneck if…

You may be a High Tech Redneck if…. (Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy) you have old computers up on blocks in the front yard. your e-mail address ends in “over.yonder.com.” you connect to the World Wide Web via a “Down Home Page.” the bumper sticker on your truck says “My other computer is a laptop.” your …

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You Might Be An Engineer If… (new material included)

You might be an engineer if… (new material included) The only jokes you receive are through email At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string of Christmas lights. Buying flowers for your girlfriend or spending the money to upgrade your RAM is a …

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Have you ever wondered if you might be an engineer??

Have you ever wondered if you might be an engineer?? If you refer to your spouse as “woman@home.wife” you may be an engineer. (But only if you’re a MALE engineer) If your favorite TV show is “Mr. Wizard” instead of “Baywatch,” you may be an engineer. If when your family is expecting, you are more …

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You Are 25 to 30 if…

You’re probably aged 25-30 if…. You wore anything Izod, especially those windbreakers that folded up into a pouch you could wear around your waist. You owned a Jordache anything, or you remember when Jordache jeans were cool. In your sophomore class picture, you’re wearing an Izod shirt with the collar “up.” Your “dressy” wardrobe centered …

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