Parrots

A woman goes to her priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.” “What do they say?” the priest inquired. “They say ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?’” “That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed. …

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Sport Of Choice

National Science Foundation announces study results on corporate America: 1. Sport of choice for maintenance level employees – bowling 2. Sport of choice for front line workers – softball 3. Sport of choice for supervisors – baseball 4. Sport of choice for mid management – racquetball 5. Sport of choice for corporate officers – golf …

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Lemon Juice

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the …

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