Bras

A man walks into the woman’s section of a department store and tells the sales clerk he wants to buy a bra for his wife. “What type of bra?” asked the clerk “Type?” inquires the man “There is more than one type?” “There are three types.” replies the clerk “The Catholic type, the Salvation Army …

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Lies

The minister was passing a group of young teens sitting on the Church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing. “Nothing much Pastor.” replied the one lad. “We just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their sex life.” “Boys! Boys! Boys!” he intoned. “I’m shocked. Why when I was your age, …

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Children

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God’s omnipotence did not extend to his kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing God said to them was: “Don’t.” “Don’t what?” Adam asked. “Don’t eat the forbidden fruit”, said God. …

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Pastoral Search

PROGRESS REPORT: PASTORAL SEARCH COMMITTEE REPORT In our search for a suitable pastor, the following notes have been assembled as to progress to date. They are confidential information and shared here for your perusal. To date, of the candidates investigated by the committee, only one was found to have the necessary qualities to serve our …

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