Prayers

LORD HELP ME……… Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 7:41:23 AM PST. Lord help me to consider people’s feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive. Lord help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though they’re usually NOT my fault. Lord, help me to not try to …

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Car crash

3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, “When you’re in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?” The first guy says, “I’d like to hear them say that I was a …

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Praying

A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church. However, the atheist’s life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, …

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