Holiday Cancellations

Thought you guys would get a kick out of this:

The Office of Personnel Management for the federal government today announced the 2000 holiday schedule for federal employees:

There will be two less holidays in D.C. next year. Halloween and Thanksgiving have been canceled. The witch is moving to New York and she’s taking the turkey with her.

Date: Fri, 8 Oct 1999 10:16:27 -0400