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Archive of entries posted on October 1999

Engineer Humor

Posted by Michael Clark I on 15 October 1999, 9:31 am

Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer? A: When he realizes he doesn’t have the charisma to be an undertaker. Q: What do engineers use for birth control? A: Their personalities. Q: Why did the engineers cross the road? A: Because they looked in the file and that’s what they did last …

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Forgetfulness

Posted by Michael Clark on 12 October 1999, 9:42 am

Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.” The second lady chimed in, “Yes, sometimes I find myself on …

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Blonde’s Revenge

Posted by Michael Clark on 4 October 1999, 4:16 pm

A blonde is sitting on a plane waiting for it to depart, when a lawyer-looking guy comes and sits next to her. While she is trying to catch some zzz’s, the guy next to her leans over and says, ‘Do you want to play a game? We’ll ask each other questions and if we don’t …

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