Should I Eat My Peas?
Spurred on by my friend Ty’s tweet, I have created this flowchart explaining my dislike of peas. And actually, this flow chart can be used for many types of food.
Archive of posts filed under the Humor category.
How Cold Will the Winter Be?
It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn’t tell what the winter was …
Bear Warning
Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the Fish and Wildlife Department is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field. We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to …
Talking Dog For Sale
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale.’ He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking …
I could survive for 60 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor
I could survive for 60 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor Hmmm, Bizarre.
Idiot Parkers
I wish I had a blowtorch. Thanks XKCD.
Dang, I forgot it was Pi Day
I don’t believe I forgot it was pi day today. Mr. Wheaton reminded me. March 14, 1:59 is 3.14159. I guess people are really excited in Europe on July 22., which they write as 22/7. I was excited last week when the day was a sentence. (March 4th.)
They Grow Up So Fast
I remember when Elizabeth was little. Now she’s engaged. I love that the characters in For Better or For Worse actually age and grow.
Bike Land Speed Record?
I think I set a world record today while out biking my neighborhood. During my ride, my bike computer started giving funny numbers. I checked out the sensor, it was still lined up correctly. The clock was ok, still ticking away. So I assume that I really did go 181.6 mph today. After all, technology …
Exchange Names for Phone Numbers
You know how in older TV shows (I Love Lucy) or movies, people would give their phone number as Jupiter 5-1234? You can look up the official names for the first two digits of your phone number at Ma Bell’s Officially Recommended Exchange Names. Pretty neat. It reminds of an old joke: A little girl …
