Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the Fish and Wildlife Department is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.
We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give [...]
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale.’ He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador [...]
I could survive for 60 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor
Hmmm, Bizarre.
I don’t believe I forgot it was pi day today. Mr. Wheaton reminded me. March 14, 1:59 is 3.14159. I guess people are really excited in Europe on July 22., which they write as 22/7. I was excited last week when the day was a sentence. (March 4th.)
I remember when Elizabeth was little. Now she’s engaged. I love that the characters in For Better or For Worse actually age and grow.
I think I set a world record today while out biking my neighborhood. During my ride, my bike computer started giving funny numbers. I checked out the sensor, it was still lined up correctly. The clock was ok, still ticking away. So I assume that I really did go 181.6 mph today. After all, technology [...]
You know how in older TV shows (I Love Lucy) or movies, people would give their phone number as Jupiter 5-1234? You can look up the official names for the first two digits of your phone number at Ma Bell’s Officially Recommended Exchange Names. Pretty neat. It reminds of an old joke:
A little girl answers [...]
An amusing flash video: The Farmer and the Donkey. It has sound, which is kind of loud.
If I were attending a costume party this Halloween season, here is what I’d go as: Mark Foley’s Little Black Book. Why? Because it would be full of pages. Buh dah bum.