Have Yourself a Microsoft Christmas

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring except Papa’s mouse. The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last-minute Internet shopping. The stockings were hung by the modem with care In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would bring new software. The children were nestled …

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How Cold Is It

An Annotated Thermometer 60- Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one in their wardrobe) 50- Miami residents turn on the heat 40- You can see your breath Californians shiver uncontrollably Minnesotans go swimming 35- Italian cars don’t start 32- Water freezes 30- You plan your vacation to Australia Minnesotans put on T-shirts Politicians …

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