A Dictionary for Women

right, but he just hasn’t realized it yet.

over by a policeman.

lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat, and cleaned everything up, but he “made the dinner”.

contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say “focus…breathe….push….”


to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&M’s.


resting to make a purchase.

writing, then forget to take with you to the store.

style you will never be able to duplicate again. See “Magician”.

space: if he goes in, he isn’t coming out anytime soon.

beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear…!

and neck.” After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.

marriage, and children. See also “tranquilizers”.

of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.

cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.