The Farmer and the Donkey
An amusing flash video: The Farmer and the Donkey. It has sound, which is kind of loud.
Archive of posts filed under the Humor category.
The Best 2006 Halloween Costume
If I were attending a costume party this Halloween season, here is what I’d go as: Mark Foley’s Little Black Book. Why? Because it would be full of pages. Buh dah bum.
IRS is nuts
Check out Publication 525 for these gems, just in case you aren’t sure what counts as taxable income: “Illegal income. Illegal income, such as money from dealing illegal drugs, must be included in your income on Form 1040, line 21, or on Schedule C or Schedule C-EZ (Form 1040) if from your self-employment activity.” and …
The Christmas Story, done in Legoes
Merry Christmas, watch the story done in Legoes.
Bush and Kerry are cousins
Well, kinda. Ninth cousins twice removed or something like that. (dead link removed 2013-07-07)
Joke Disclaimer
This humor does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my cat; don’t quote me on that; don’t quote me on anything; you may distribute this posting and all its associated parts freely but you may not make a profit from it or include the posting in commercial …
How To Pick Up Someone During an International Planeflight
Chris and I had the “pleasure” of being subjected to nonstop conversation directly behind us during our flight to Germany last week. A man and a woman, about our age. And, boy, were they both interesting. Hard to decide which was moreso: him (talked about his ex-girlfriend’s pregnant sister, whose declaration of her homosexuality supposedly …
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Santa Rebuttal
This is in response to the note circulating that Santa can’t possibly exist. Of course he does. Oh, excuse me, I have to go to my door – the Easter Bunny is ringing my doorbell! Rebuttal: Several key points are overlooked by this callous, amateurish “study.” Flying reindeer: As is widely known due to the …
Modern Irish Blessing
May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastro-enterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber and the I.R.S. May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count …
A Hokie Christmas
Twas the night before the “big day”, when all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse: The pendants were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Beamer soon would be there: The fans were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of the Sugar Bowl danced …
