An amusing flash video: The Farmer and the Donkey. It has sound, which is kind of loud.
Archive of posts filed under the Humor category.
The Best 2006 Halloween Costume
If I were attending a costume party this Halloween season, here is what I’d go as: Mark Foley’s Little Black Book. Why? Because it would be full of pages. Buh dah bum.
IRS is nuts
Check out Publication 525 for these gems, just in case you aren’t sure what counts as taxable income: “Illegal income. Illegal income, such as money from dealing illegal drugs, must be included in your income on Form 1040, line 21, or on Schedule C or Schedule C-EZ (Form 1040) if from your self-employment activity.” and [...]
The Christmas Story, done in Legoes
Merry Christmas, watch the story done in Legoes.
Bush and Kerry are cousins
Well, kinda. Ninth cousins twice removed or something like that.
A Hokie Christmas
Twas the night before the “big day”, when all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse: The pendants were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Beamer soon would be there: The fans were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of the Sugar Bowl danced [...]
Burial
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Tim?” “My goldfish died,” replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned, “That’s [...]
Short Stories
My friend likes to read his two young sons fairy tales at night. Having a deep-rooted sense of humor, he often ad-libs parts of the stories for fun. One day his youngest son was sitting in his first grade class as the teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs. She came to [...]
Forgetfulness
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.” The second lady chimed in, “Yes, sometimes I find myself on [...]
Forgetfulness
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.” The second lady chimed in, “Yes, sometimes I find myself on [...]
