A husband and wife are out for a drive through the countryside. They reach a familiar spot, and the wife says: “Sweetheart, let’s do the same thing we did here 40 years ago!” The husband stops the car. He backs his wife up against the fence, and he immediately jumps her like a bass on …
Friends, a blonde and a brunette, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again…..for no reason.” The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, “What’s the big deal, don’t you …
Note: All “real men” answer “C” to all of these questions. Knowing this, women will have come far in understanding men and enriching their own lives if they carefully review the “C” answers. 1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you are the first human they encounter. As a token …
Men are like chocolate bars……Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. Men are like coffee…….The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. Men are like horoscopes…….They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. Men are like cement……After getting laid, they take a long …
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. “Well, it was like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of …
How To Shower Like A Woman: 1. Take off the fourteen layers of clothing you slept in because there was a distinct chill in the air at bedtime due to the temperature having dropped below 70 degrees. 2. Walk to the bathroom wearing a long robe and a towel on your head. If you see …
Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. Q: What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes. Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? A: Sexual harassment. Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? A: $3.99 …
1. Why are men such jerks? It’s a testosterone thing. Much similar to your PMS thing, we men suffer from testosterone poisoning. Why do you think the average life span of a male is typically 10 years shorter (and it’s not just from all the bitching and nagging we have to endure)? Hormone modifies behavior. …
Three guys, a father, son, and grandfather go out to play a round of golf. As they are on the way out to the first tee, they are joking and cussing, very much the men’s day out. Just before the son is ready to tee off, this fine looking woman walks up to the first …
Well it’s been over 20 years since Consumer Reports reviewed girlfriends (CR, Aug 1972). Since then, styles have changed, new features have been introduced, and the market for girlfriends has changed substantially. So we here at CU decided another report was needed. As in a car or a computer, you should ask yourself what you …
