Men Are Like…

Men are like chocolate bars……Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like coffee…….The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like horoscopes…….They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like cement……After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Men are like plungers……They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

Men are like laxatives……They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like parking spots…….The good ones are taken and what’s left is handicapped.

Men are like a snowstorm……..You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long it will last.