Marv Albert Holiday Jingle

“Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear” (sung to the tune of “Walking in a Winter Wonderland”)

Lacy things – the girlfriend’s missin’,
Didn’t ask – her permission,
I’m wearin’ her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.

In the store – there’s a teddy,
Little straps – like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.

In the office there’s a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He’ll say, “Are you ready?”
We’ll say,”Whoa, Man!”
“Let’s wait until our women are out of town!”

Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress – like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin’ round in women’s underwear!

Date: Fri, 21 Nov 1997 12:44:14 -0500