You Might Be (Or Once Were) A College Student…

You might be (or once were) a college student…

  1. If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen.
  2. If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match.
  3. If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.
  4. If you have ever written a check for 45 cents.
  5. If you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles.
  6. If you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping.
  7. If your glass set is composed of Mardi Gras Plastic Cups
  8. If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.
  9. If you cannot remember when you last washed your car.
  10. If you can pack your worldly possessions into the back of a pick-up (one trip).
  11. If you have ever had to justify yourself for buying Natural Light or the “Beast”.
  12. If the first thing you do in the morning is roll over and introduce yourself.
  13. If your bed time is no longer 10:00 PM, but 3:00 AM.
  14. If you consider Pizza one of the four major food groups.
  15. If you consider the other3 to be beer, McDonalds, and candy.
  16. If you’ve ever missed a class to watch daytime soaps..
  17. If you’ve ever sent e-mail to the people you live with.
  18. If you refer to your meal card as “plastic”.
  19. If you’ve ever spent a good hour searching for your student I.D. just so you could get that one dollar off at the movies.
  20. If you’ve ever stayed up all night just so you wouldn’t sleep through your morning class.
  21. If you’ve ever called your roommates, not knowing where you were and asked them to come get you.
  22. When you work your class schedule around drinking.
  23. When you watch TV with no volume, while listening to the radio.
  24. When you can play euchre (or spades, hearts, etc.) in any state of mind.
  25. When showering doesn’t happen on a daily basis.
  26. When a blender is your first major appliance.
  27. When you’re not a dork if you wear your backpack on both shoulders.
  28. If you can’t find money to buy food but it miraculously appears to buy alcohol.
  29. When weather begins to be a major factor on your class attendance.
  30. When you would rather do e-mail than study for a test.
  31. When your second major appliance is a coffee maker.
  32. When your walls are covered with beer signs.
  33. When you have a separate refrigerator for beer.
  34. When you spend a majority of your time reading forwarded mail.

Date: Wed, 30 Apr 1997 15:24:35 -0400