High-tech Redneck

You might be a “high tech redneck” if….

  • your email address ends in “over.yonder.com”
  • you connect to the WWW via “Down Home Page”
  • your bumper sticker says “My other computer is a laptop”
  • your laptop has a sticker that says “Protected by Smith & Wesson”
  • you’ve ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cell phone
  • your baseball cap reads “DEC” instead of “CAT”
  • your computer is worth more than all your cars combined
  • your wife said “either I go or the computer goes”…and you still don’t miss her
  • you’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer
  • you refer to your computer as “that good ol’ gal”
  • your screen saver is an image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal
  • you start all your emails with “Howdy, y’all”
  • your spell-checker knows words like “Reckon”, “Yonder”, and “Y’all”
  • your cars sit in the yard because your garage is full of dead CPU’s
  • your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5″ hard drive
  • your computer beep is (insert farm animal sound here)
  • your active newsgroup list includes alt.animal.husbandry
  • hay has been found inside your laptop carrying case
  • you have caught yourself coaxing a slow speed machine with cluck sounds, kiss sounds or giddyup
  • your netscape bookmark list includes EquiVet, net-vet or the OSU agriculture page