Mirror, Mirror

A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room. There they found a strange-looking woman sitting at the door’s entrance.

“Welcome to the ladies room,” she said. “Be sure to check out our newest feature a mirror which will award you one wish if you look into it and make a truthful statement. But, be warned, if you say something false you’ll be sucked into the mirror and you’ll live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!” The three women were intrigued so they gave it a shot.

The brunette looked into the mirror and said, “I think I’m the most beautiful of us three girls.” Instantly, the brunette was surrounded by a pile of money.

The redhead stepped up and said, “I think I’m the most talented of us three girls.” Suddenly, the red head found the keys to a brand new Lexus in her hands.

Excited about the possibility of having her wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, “I think…” and was promptly sucked into the mirror.

Date: Mon, 13 Sep 1999 11:56:40 -0500