inappropriate Christmas gifts
inappropriate Christmas gifts
Date: Wed, 17 Dec 1997 15:32:09 -0500
Washington Post -- Style Invitational Challenge for the week was
to come up with a terribly inappropriate Christmas gift idea.
o 4th runner up: Li'l Naturalist Hornet Farm
o 3rd runner up: A Pee Wee Herman pull toy
o 2nd runner up: The Duncan Yo -- Goes down, never comes back. Teaches
children about warranties
o 1st runner up: 5,200 pick up -- a jumbo deck of cards that lets kids
play a larger version of their favorite game
o Winner: The "Learn about puberty chia pet"
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Honorable mentions:
o Supersoaker 9000: For use on those hard to reach targets; NFL referees,
low flying planes, and many more. At close range it can strip
paint clean rusty grills, and dig utility trenches.
o The laff-o-minit jajic spellin' tootor
o Doggie dentist -- Kids learn about dentistry on the family pooch.
o Cuisin-Art -- Turns mommy's food processor into a spinning paint tool.
o Water retention Wanda -- Teaches kids the principles of the calendar.
o Advanced play medical kit -- includes colonoscope and speculum.
o Chocolate covered lead soldiers
o Bungeroo -- kid sized bungee kit for second story bedrooms
o Islamic strip poker -- lose a hand, lose a hand.
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