The Best Choice

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients for them to operate on: The first surgeon says: “Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.” The second responds: “Try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.” The third surgeon says: “No, librarians are the best. …

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King George’s Response

Letter to Thomas Jefferson The Court of King George III London, England July 10, 1776 Mr. Thomas Jefferson c/o The Continental Congress Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Dear Mr. Jefferson: We have read your “Declaration of Independence” with great interest. Certainly, it represents a considerable undertaking, and many of your statements do merit serious consideration. Unfortunately, the Declaration …

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