Brain Transplant

A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor, and it`s inoperable – in fact, it`s so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available brains – there`s a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce, and a jar of lawyer brains for the princely sum of $800 an ounce. The outraged lawyer says, “This is a rip-off – how come the lawyer brains are so damned expensive?” The doctor replies, “Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?”

Date: Mon, 2 Nov 1998 13:10:28 -0500