Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly checkup. When she was finished, she asked her gynecologist how things looked. He said he was pleased and that she is in great shape but, that she was pregnant! She told the doctor there was no way, but he said that she most definitely was a month pregnant. …
Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened. About 1 hour later, Bill sees his driver staggering back to …
The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world. One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They’d have five years to breed the best fighting dog …
I am Starr. Starr I are. I’m a brilliant barri-star. I’m here to ask, as you’ll soon see, Did you grope Miss Lew-in-sky? Did you grope her in your house? Did you grope beneath her blouse? Did she give you gifts and ties? Were you spied by prying eyes? I did not do that here …
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America’s best and brightest to the Nation’s Capitol to help the “Head Man” do his job. We expect that 1998 will be the most exciting one yet! Why, you might be asking yourself, do I want to be …
NEWSWEEK did a survey: 100 women surveyed were asked, “Would you sleep with the president”? 81 replied, “Never Again”. I don’t understand all the fuss about Clinton. He’s just giving the people what they want; sex and Gore.
Bill, Hillary, and Al were in an airplane that crashed. They’re up in heaven, and God’s sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first. “Al, what do you believe in?” Al replies, “Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that …
“Money is neither good or bad, its what you do with it” Welcome to the Bill Gates Net Worth Page Bill Gates, President and CEO of Microsoft has been rated by Forbes Magazine as the richest man in the world for the last several years. His net worth has reached such astounding levels that we …
