Bras

A man walks into the woman’s section of a department store and tells the sales clerk he wants to buy a bra for his wife. “What type of bra?” asked the clerk “Type?” inquires the man “There is more than one type?” “There are three types.” replies the clerk “The Catholic type, the Salvation Army …

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IQ Check

READ this sentence: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE- SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF- IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS. Now, count aloud the F’s in that sentence. Count them ONLY ONCE; do not go back and count them again. See below… Answer below. ANSWER: There are six F’s in the sentence. One of …

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Lies

The minister was passing a group of young teens sitting on the Church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing. “Nothing much Pastor.” replied the one lad. “We just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their sex life.” “Boys! Boys! Boys!” he intoned. “I’m shocked. Why when I was your age, …

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