So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at exactly what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have two days off per week leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours per day …
Kirk – Ah… hello Mister Spock. Spock – Good day, Captain. Kirk – Are you an avid baseball fan? Spock – Baseball is a tactical game played on a geometric pattern of 4 sides with a spherical object. The purpose is to knock the ‘s**t out of’ the object amidst loud verbalisations of ‘Hurrah’ and …
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico.” The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they’ll need – a tower, an elastic cord, …
A man walks into the woman’s section of a department store and tells the sales clerk he wants to buy a bra for his wife. “What type of bra?” asked the clerk “Type?” inquires the man “There is more than one type?” “There are three types.” replies the clerk “The Catholic type, the Salvation Army …
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, “You can’t take it with you.” After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to …
Last year a friend of mine upgraded from GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it’s a memory hog, leaving very little system resources available for other applications. He is now noticing that Wife 1.0 is also spawning Child Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of these particular phenomena was included …
READ this sentence: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE- SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF- IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS. Now, count aloud the F’s in that sentence. Count them ONLY ONCE; do not go back and count them again. See below… Answer below. ANSWER: There are six F’s in the sentence. One of …
Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit) Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before …
There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman 2 Bulgarian men …
The minister was passing a group of young teens sitting on the Church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing. “Nothing much Pastor.” replied the one lad. “We just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their sex life.” “Boys! Boys! Boys!” he intoned. “I’m shocked. Why when I was your age, …
