A woman desperately looking for work goes into Erwin. The Personnel Manager goes over her resume and explains to her that he regrets he has nothing worthy of her. The woman answers that she really needs work and will take almost anything. The Personnel Manager hems and haws and finally says he does have a …
1. Why are men such jerks? It’s a testosterone thing. Much similar to your PMS thing, we men suffer from testosterone poisoning. Why do you think the average life span of a male is typically 10 years shorter (and it’s not just from all the bitching and nagging we have to endure)? Hormone modifies behavior. …
Three guys, a father, son, and grandfather go out to play a round of golf. As they are on the way out to the first tee, they are joking and cussing, very much the men’s day out. Just before the son is ready to tee off, this fine looking woman walks up to the first …
To be sung to the tune of “My Favourite Things.” PPP Daemons and protocol routers TCP/IP and fast system booters Long network cables like tincans on strings These are a few of the Internet things Serial modems and null-modem cables Millions of dip switches, all without labels Flow control, stop bits, software and hard Wondering …
Here’s an application to NYU undergrad. The student was accepted. 3A. IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE APPLICANT, BETTER, WE ASK THAT YOU ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION: ARE THERE ANY SIGNIFICANT EXPERIENCES YOU HAVE HAD, OR ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU HAVE REALIZED, THAT HAVE HELPED TO DEFINE YOU …
Well it’s been over 20 years since Consumer Reports reviewed girlfriends (CR, Aug 1972). Since then, styles have changed, new features have been introduced, and the market for girlfriends has changed substantially. So we here at CU decided another report was needed. As in a car or a computer, you should ask yourself what you …
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mudhole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can’t be found. So he drives the farmer’s BMW …
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a suddenly he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827. Then he realizes that …
A woman goes to her priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.” “What do they say?” the priest inquired. “They say ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?’” “That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed. …
National Science Foundation announces study results on corporate America: 1. Sport of choice for maintenance level employees – bowling 2. Sport of choice for front line workers – softball 3. Sport of choice for supervisors – baseball 4. Sport of choice for mid management – racquetball 5. Sport of choice for corporate officers – golf …
