Top 10 Signs You’re At A Redneck Wedding 10. Rehearsal dinner held at Hooters 9. Instead of “Friends of the bride or friends of the groom?” ushers ask “Ford Or Chevy?” 8. Bridesmaids: Pink Tube Tops Groomsmen: Travis Tritt T-Shirts 7. Phrase “I Do” replaced by “I Heard That” 6. Tender rendition of “The Wedding …
By Joel Garreau, as reported in his Cybersurfing column in the Washington Post. QUESTION: Where do the characters go when I use my backspace or delete them on my PC? ANSWER: The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask: The Catholic Church’s approach to characters: The nice characters go to Heaven, where …
A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is …
Honey Do’s This week I am at home & playing house husband. My wife left a list of things I need to do. This is soooooo easy I thought I would share it with you. 1). Make the beds– What a waste of effort, we’re only going to sleep in them again tonight. Forget that …
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the …
In The Beginning A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to “Where do pets come from?” Adam said, “Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me every day. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here and it is difficult for me to …
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that the teller’s name is Patricia Whack. So he says, “Ms. Whack, I’d like a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation.” Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he …
An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor’s kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells out “Hey boy, whatcha got there?” Boy yells back “Roll of chicken wire.” Old man says “What you gonna do with that?” Boy says “Gonna …
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Well, folks, here it is. I didn’t have time to cook this stuff myself for you the way Paul Newman does, so I just wrote up this cookbook to give you all the recipes, tried and true just like I make ’em in my own kitchen at home. CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES: Frequent flier coupons One …
