A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, “the bad news is that now that we’ve caught you, we`re going to kill you. We will put you in a pot and cook you, eat you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. …
Our (mis)Concept of Patriarchal Authority, who, it can be said, inhabits the metaphysical sphere, privileged be your signifier. May your social structure achieve dominance. May the enactment of your desire be manifested throughout the physical-metaphysical dichotomy. Empower us this day with the means of material production, And refuse to enforce sanctions against our behavior which …
One day, an American was touring Spain. After his day’s sightseeing, he stopped at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, “What is that you just served?” The …
A guy met a girl at a nightclub, and she invited him back to her place for the night. When they arrived at her house, they went right into her bedroom. The guy saw that the room was filled with stuffed animals. There were hundreds of them all over the place. Giant stuffed animals were …
Q: Why do people from West-By-God-Virginia not eat pickles? A: They can’t get their heads in the jar…
True story………. Have any of you heard how Al Gore lives a Christ centered life? He gave a big speech this week about how his faith is “so important” to him. Well, the funny part is, he said his favorite Bible verse is “John 16:3”. Of course, the speech writer meant “John3:16” but Al & …
A husband and wife are out for a drive through the countryside. They reach a familiar spot, and the wife says: “Sweetheart, let’s do the same thing we did here 40 years ago!” The husband stops the car. He backs his wife up against the fence, and he immediately jumps her like a bass on …
One morning a blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to start it.” Her friend asks “What is it a puzzle of?” The blonde says “From the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.” The friend figures he’s …
U.S. ARMY OFFICIAL VOICE MAIL MESSAGE Thank you for calling the United States Army. I’m sorry, but all of our units are out at the moment, or are otherwise engaged. Please leave a message with your country, name of organization, the region, the specific crisis, and a number at which we can call you. As …
Friends, a blonde and a brunette, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again…..for no reason.” The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, “What’s the big deal, don’t you …
