Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Joe the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Joe showed them to their room and thought to himself, “What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to trot”. The second man …
ANN LANDERS Creators Syndicate Inc. Friday, November 27, 1998 Dear Ann: I am one of the millions of women who laughed out loud when I read the letter from “Bob in Worcester, Mass.” He insisted that no woman could fake an orgasm. The reason I thought this was so funny was because although I can …
A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that the entirety of the human experience could be found there. After the service, he was approached by a woman who said, “Preacher, I don’t believe the Bible mentions PMS.” The preacher replied …
“Octogenarian’s Wedding Night” At 85 years, a fello marries a lovely 25 year old woman. Because her new husband is so old the woman decides that on their wedding night they should have separate suites. She is concerned that the old fellow could overexert himself. After the festivities she prepares herself for bed and for …
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said “OK, OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I’m getting a little sick of these …
Male vs. Female at the ATM HIM: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter PIN number 4. Take cash, card and receipt HER: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Check makeup in rearview mirror 3. Shut off engine 4. Put keys in purse 5. Get out of car because you’re too far …
There would be a “Rehearsal Kegger” rather than a “Rehearsal Dinner”. Bridesmaids would wear matching blue jean cut-offs and halter tops. They would have NO tan lines. Tuxes would have team logos on the back and the Nike shoes would have matching team colors. June weddings would be scheduled around basketball play-offs. Vows would mention …
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. “You’ve been such exemplary statues, “he announced to them, “I’m going to give you a special gift. I’m going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in …
If a man is in the Forest, talking to himself, with no women around, is he still wrong? For the answer see Alone in the Woods.
The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming …
