A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said, “well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that you have an inoperable brain tumor. The good news is our hospital has just been certified to do brain transplants and there has been an accident right out …
Wants & needs (wontz and nedz) n. Female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship. Male: Food, sex and beer. Thingy (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra. Lesbian (lez-bi-an) n. Female: A woman who …
Seek the first letter of your name….and what a surprise….does it suit you? A You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can’t be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, …
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable because no matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying. On one occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway because the truth was too humiliating to reveal. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury and I …
A young couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party without her and have a good time. Being the devoted husband, he protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go …
What Are You Thinking? by John Scalzi The question this time, from the men’s side of the table: what should you do when the women you’re with asks you: “What are you thinking?” Every male in the world has had to deal with this question, which is more often than not uncorked at entirely inappropriate …
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good-looking and athletic; but the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt. “Darling wife,” the husband whispers, “assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before …
WHAT TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE CAUGHT ——————————- A personal guide to what men should say when caught looking at another woman by their wife or girlfriend. – I can’t believe that outfit she is wearing. (Said disdainfully) – Look at that guy… over there… behind the woman. – I think that’s a man dressed …
Questions about love, marriage and sex were posed to kids ages 5 to 10. Their answers below are enlightening: WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?? “Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don’t have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.” (Judy, 8) “Once I’m …
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, “Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball- don’t knock out any windows. It’ll cost us a fortune to fix.” The wife teed up and shanked it right through …
