The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn’t know how But I tried my best I …
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. …
Everyone around you has an attitude problem. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. You are using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, “How’s my driving- call 1-800-***-****. Everyone’s head looks …
VALENTINES DAY EVALUATION – Submitted by J. Loloer OK, we all know that Valentines Day is just a few days away, and people are frantic making sure they buy the right presents or make the right reservations. (and those of you without dates should take pleasure in the trauma setting upon those who do) Let’s …
Everything you need to know about a guy is in his name… Aarons are dependable and talented. Allens are preppy. Alexes like (French) porno. Everyone has an Andy. Bens are the smart, silent type. Bob is the universal name. Brads try too hard. Brandons are dark haired, players. Brians usually have one good feature. Calebs …
A man was walking across the road when he met the accident. The impact was on his head which caused him to be comatosed for two days before he finally regained consciousness. When he opens his eyes, his wife was there beside him. He held her hands and said meaningfully: “You have always been beside …
(If you follow all of this perfectly well, then you should feel like a real geek. I know I do… 🙂 ) A detailed explanation of sex for the computer literate and real life illiterate. Think of sex as a new protocol developed for real world communication and interaction between members of the opposite sex, …
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. “Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s “the” …
1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse? 2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? 3). What can you find in a man’s pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that …
Becky was on her deathbed, with her husband Jake at her side. He held her cold hand and tears silently streamed down his face. Her pale lips moved. ” Jake,” she said. “Hush,” he quickly interrupted, “don’t talk.” But she insisted. “Jake,” she said in her tired voice. “I have to talk. I must confess.” …
