For those who don’t know, this award is an annual honor given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way; thus, eliminating his/her genetic material from the gene pool. For those of you who do know about the award, you may recall last …
Stop neglecting children; at least learn their names and birthdays Stop circulating the “Good Times Virus” and “Join the Crew” e-mail Read all of the mail from all of the lists I have subscribed to Limit my subscriptions of lists to a maximum of fifty Back-up 4 gig hard drive weekly; well, maybe at least …
Washington Post — Style Invitational Challenge for the week was to come up with a terribly inappropriate Christmas gift idea. 4th runner up: Li’l Naturalist Hornet Farm 3rd runner up: A Pee Wee Herman pull toy 2nd runner up: The Duncan Yo — Goes down, never comes back. Teaches children about warranties 1st runner up: …
1. The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. 2. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you. 3. Money can’t buy happiness…But it sure makes misery easier to live with. 4. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. 5. A truly wise man …
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The Ways things would be different if Microsoft was headquartered in the South. 1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders 95. 2. Instead of an hourglass icon you’d get an empty longneck beer bottle. 3. Occasionally you’d bring up a window that was covered by a Hefty bag. 4. Dialog boxes would give you …
