Top Ten Microsoft Non-Monopolistic Slogans

10) Competition is good. 90% market share is better. 9) We’re disappointed that the US government failed to reach a reasonable settlement with Microsoft. We thought that our press release last year about Microsoft buying the US government took care of these little details. 8) We support a free marketplace. So long as our support …

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10 Ways to Know If You Have PMS

Everyone around you has an attitude problem. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. You are using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, “How’s my driving- call 1-800-***-****. Everyone’s head looks …

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