Asscons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented
by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "asscons"?

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_._) a flat ass

(_^_) a bubble ass

(_*_) a sore ass

(_!__) a lop-sided ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_o^o_) a wise ass

(_13_) an unlucky ass

(_e=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass