You Might Be a Teacher If…

Something to be shared by educators and/or their spouses.

You might be a teacher if…

  • You want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free.
  • You can tell it’s a full moon without ever looking outside.
  • You believe “shallow gene pool” should have its own box on the report card.
  • When out in public, you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior.
  • When you mention “vegetables” and you’re not talking about a food group.
  • You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.
  • You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to reproduce.
  • You can’t have children of your own, because there is NO name you could give a child that wouldn’t bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard it.
  • Meeting a child’s parents INSTANTLY answers the question, “Why is this kid like this?”

Date: Fri, 13 Mar 1998 13:40:21 -0500