You may be a High Tech Redneck if…

You may be a High Tech Redneck if…. (Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)

  • you have old computers up on blocks in the front yard.
  • your e-mail address ends in “”
  • you connect to the World Wide Web via a “Down Home Page.”
  • the bumper sticker on your truck says “My other computer is a laptop.”
  • your laptop has a sticker that says “Protected by Smith and Wesson.”
  • you wire your network with jumper cables.
  • you’ve ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.
  • your deer rifle has laser-guided bullets.
  • your baseball cap reads “DEC” instead of “CAT.”
  • your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.
  • your wife ever said either she or the computer had to go, and you still don’t miss her.
  • you’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on.
  • you ever refer to your computer as “Ole Bessy.”
  • your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal.
  • you start all your e-mails with the words “Howdy y’all.”

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