Y2K Solution

To all in-house computer users.

As some of you know we have been having various hardware and software problems, especially installing some of our new software. I have not been able to fix many of these and I have thus become very frustrated. With that in mind and because of heightened concern over Y2K problems, we will remove all computers from your desks on December 31, 1999, thus avoiding the anticipated Y2K problem.

Instead, all employees will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. This provides three distinct advantages:

1. No Y2K problems

2. No technical glitches to prevent goals from being accomplished

3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails

4. Everybody gets the same advanced model

In anticipation of the changeover, the following is a list of FAQs regarding Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support:

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn off my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What’s the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a file?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don’t shake it.

ANY QUESTIONS?